"You like this movie?"
Oh yeah! So fucking hot! What is that, a transvestite jerking off into a dead horse's mouth?
"No, it's a cow's head."
Oh. I though it was a horse. Fucking lame.
*click*
About Me
- Z
- I misplaced the universe for a few years. Turns out that it had been stuck to my back all along. So, here I am, staring headlong into this freshly uncompressed reality, all agog with wonder at all the old things. I'm exploring all of the old hidey holes, and creating a few new ones, too. The daily grind funds my exploration and experimentation with the universe. I'm an amazing cook, but I rarely cook for others, and my frequent culinary experimentation often produces nearly as much pain as pleasure, and I'm absolutely OK with that. I'm also great at turning delicious, unhealthy recipes into delicious, healthy ones. I write a poorly written food blog documenting all of my experimentation.
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