Love. It's what's for dinner.

Know what I'm doing for valentines day? I'm gatherin up my bestest girl and taking her out in the woods where I've prepared a semi-hollowed out black bear in a giant satin nightgown. We're gonna take off our clothes, crawl inside and flip the carcass over so we're trapped in the hollows. Then, we're gonna wriggle and writhe all naked and wet and slowly gnaw our way out of that mother. Nothing says I love you like gnawing your way out of a bear. Nothing.